How to make a tea party?

For making a successful tea party, you need several things…
First, you need to go to the store. Buy 5-6 different types of tea and two boxes of the same one, preferably hibiscus, at least 4 kilos of sugar and something else (anything) what catches your eye. I mean, you are not making a tea party every day! After the shopping, say a prayer just in case. You will need it!
I won’t describe you in details how to make a tee…I hope you all had cooking lessons in primary school (known as DOMAĆINSTVO in my country)
It’s important to pick who you are inviting to a tea party. Actually, it’s the most important thing of all. Coz a tea party is not a tea party if you invite the wrong people.
If it’s a “number based tea party”, call all the people you have in your cell phone. Ideally, people with same dialing number as yours, but it’s not necessary.
If it’s “letter based tea party”, call people from the beginning or end of the alphabet, coz it’s known that people in the middle spoil everything.
And the most important thing, call the main idiot who you all will be laughing at. Like this
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahhahahahahhahahahahahaahahha!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahhahahahahhahahahahahaahahha!

Don’t try to change, bend the rules or make up your own…you will end up with a disaster and not a tea party!