1. 60 year old grannies who don’t have a problem with running to catch a bus, but they can’t stay on their feet two bus stops to the market.
2. Bold people with squarish heads and golden chains around their necks.
3. People who immediately start talking to you like they know your for years.
4. Cabriolets with too loud techno or folk music.
5. Right-oriented people
6. Left-oriented people
7. Greenpeace members who are screaming about rights of the animals, but don’t respect my right on peace and my own opinion. Get off my back! God or evolution made me carnivore. I eat meat. Basta!
8. Jehovah’s witnesses who ring on my doors at 8am and carry me the happy voice. Thanx. No thanx!!!!
9. People with ought attitude and spine who let other people walk on them and afterwards bug other with their life problems.
10. Close-talkers
11. People totally dressed up in “brands” and stink like sweat. If you are already shopping, buy yourself a shower gel. Fendi can be washed in a washing machine just like any clothes with ought a brand name.
12. People who read only love novels and westerns. “Coelho who? That dude from the faculty who comes in Papaya on Friday?”
13. 74 beauty contests through the year with pretty girls who can’t make a sentence. Take a walk through the town, how many pretty intelligent girls can u see…?
14. TV-interviews with people blaming the government for everything (past or current, doesn’t matter), and haven’t done anything to change something.
15. People talking about themselves in third person.
16. Those that will kill their own parents to get what they want.
17. Onion.
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One of my goals for 2005, al least till today ;)... was to reduce my habits of eating meat!
It´s nice to know that others actually eat meat, otherwise we would have an overpopulation of rabbits, cows and pigs. Actually we already have them but they call themselves humans! :I
What Coelho? Are you talking about Paulo Coelho?
i hope you will manage to reduce the amount of meet you eat if it makes you happy, just don't make ME do it or talk to me for hours about poor cows and piglets. i need the proteins for all this brain activity ;)
and yes, i was referring to p.coelho. you like him?
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