Monday, July 20, 2009

I wonder...


...why people, after finding for something they were looking for a long time say: "This is really the last place where I would look!"


Of course it's the LAST place. Why would anyone continue the search after finding whatever he is looking for?!


Friday, July 17, 2009

Scarecrow

When I was younger, there was a TV show for kids where the main character had a spare dedicated head. When he wanted to turn smart, he would screw off his „every day head“and screw on „smart head“ . When he had a date with a girl, he would screw on nice, combed head…
It's an interesting idea to have a head you can choose. The guy in the TV show had only those two heads, but how cool would it be to have a head that only smiles. Or has a look „yeah, I know what you are talking about” or „damn, that's sooooo interesting” look. There are all sorts of heads that could be useful in everyday relations .
I could really use a spare head today. It doesn't need to be pretty, smart of with perfect make up. Just an ordinary head which doesn't hurt…

All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten

ALL I REALLY NEED TO KNOW about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate-school mountain, but there in the sandpile at Sunday School.

These are the things I learned:
Share everything.
Play fair.
Don't hit people.
Put things back where you found them.
Clean up your own mess.
Don't take things that aren't yours.
Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.
Wash your hands before you eat.
Flush.
Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
Live a balanced life - learn some and think someand draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.
Take a nap every afternoon.
When you go out into the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands, and stick together.
Be aware of wonder.
Remember the little seed in the styrofoam cup: The roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.
Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup - they all die. So do we.
And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned - the biggestword of all - LOOK.

Everything you need to know is in there somewhere. The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation.Ecology and politics and equality and sane living. Take any of those items and extrapolate it into sophisticated adult terms and apply it to your family life or your work or your government oryour world and it holds true and clear and firm. Think what a better world it would be if all - the whole world - had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down withour blankies for a nap. Or if all governments had a basic policy to always put thing back where they found them and to clean up their own mess. And it is still true, no matter how old youare - when you go out into the world, it is best to hold hands and stick together.


© Robert Fulghum, 1990. Found in Robert Fulghum, All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten, Villard Books: New York, 1990, page 6-7.

How to loose a friend within a month (take 2)

...sleep with him...