About Big and Important topics...

Few days ago a friend told me that he is reading “that blog I’m writing”, and that it’s ok, but lacks personal touch. That all I’m writing is cool and lovely and worth reading analytical thinking, but that I never write about “something deeper”. I tried to explain him that I don’t have deep thoughts and that I’m very superficial, but he didn’t buy it and he insisted I write a post about Big and Important Topics.

Since I respect opinions of my friends, I spent whole weekend thinking about deep, spiritual stuff, and now for you, my dear friend (and for all of you random readers) here is a compilation of thoughts about topics with deep meaning, sense and message.


LIFE

…mainly boring. You get up in the morning, eat and shitt, then work or study, maybe go out for a drink, then come home and sleep. Every now and then you get sick. It’s kind of boring, but you still constantly think should you stop smoking because you’ll die. So there has to be something in that life. Next episode of Star wars or something like that…


LOVE

…that feeling when you like someone, so you want to exchange body fluids with him/her and talk nonsense with him, so he thinks only great world injustice is keeping the Nobel Prize for personality away from you. After certain time this feeling fades away, and either transforms into obsession (when the person doesn’t want you) or into above describer life (if the other person does want you). But there also has to be something more if we are all trying to find it. Probably regular sex. And someone who will take your bags to the airport.


DEATH

When you die and people you shared your ecosystem fell bad and cry and talk for a while about your habits, things you said or did sometimes in your life, bla bla...Somehow...I still don’t want it to happen to me. I mean...Star Wars and those kinds of things...


GOD, SPIRIT, KARMA, ZEN or IT

Still haven’t met them. Waiting for the day when I’ll say hi to them on the street.


“BLIZNJI”

...a.k.a people. They exist, but still, I don’t even say hi on the street. They are cool when they listen to me, but they go on my nerves when they sit next to me on the bus/tram and don’t allow me to read/think/listen music. I like to joke around with them and don’t like when they joke around with me (except in special occasions). My favorites are those of opposite sex, over 180cm, cute simile and with good sense for humor. Although I don’t have clear idea what to do with them.


MONEY

…something I don’t have at the moment and like to have so I can buy stuff. Favorite stuff: books, travels, chocolate.


POWER

…that what He-Man, George Bush and chocolate have.


PERSONAL INTEGRITY

...something like Kuala Lumpur to some people, they heard it exist, saw movies where it’s shown, some people even share their experience with it


UNIVERSE

That big and dark think that comes to sky after 9pm and looks like somebody’s pimpled backs in negative. Supposing, it’s very big and doesn’t rest on the back of a giant turtle. Janeway and Picard live there. And it has comets that will get us all one day.


RELATIONSHIPS AMONG PEOPLE

...are complicated and I don’t want to think about them because of it. But there are good books and comics about them.


ART

...reflection of human state of mind through symbols. The only problem is that I don’t know shit about human state of mind. I do like RHCP though…


BEAUTY

...is when you have small weight, big boobs, long hair and legs, visible biceps, big eyes, or you are huge meadow in blossom in the sunset with hysterical colorit over the spreaded hips. You can also go as a lake or neogothical cathedral.


SOPRANOS AND SIMPSONS

Real meaning of family and family in the modern society. Mapping out all our relationships, trust, interactions and other stuff through picture. Peek of the human thoughts summed up in a half-hour–to –one-hour shit. Love it. Want to have its kids.


Enough with the big topics. If you have any idea for the topic I should write about, let me know. I don’t promise to write about it in any of the upcoming posts.

To a dear friend...

Happy birthday sweetie!

I wish you to have all your dreams come true. It's nice to dream. It's great to wonder from time to time in the world only you know; where everything is the way you want it to be...

But the reality is a bit different...

I know we will manage to make all our dreams come true. You know I'll be there for you in whatever you decide to do.
You know you'll never be alone, whatever path you take...you don't have to turn around, you know I'm there.

I wish I could be close to you today. But one day I'll make it up...

I could write for hours about you and what you mean to me and again, I wouldn't say all that I want. So I'll just tell you that I love you since the first day I met you and I love you more and more every day!

I love you because of who you are, with all your positive and negative sides. With all the things that make me laugh or make me pissed on you.
I love you because you make me feel special, and because there are more things connecting me with you than with any other person...

There...my 24 year old friend...

Sending you loads of kisses

Social engaged post...or why I think Croatia shouldn't enter EU...

No, it's not about cheese and cream („sir i vrhnje“). It's not that I don't like it, but I think that we are smart nation and we can mange just fine if they put cheese-and-cream prohibition. We'll have secret restaurants where we will consume cheese and cream, in which you'll be able to enter only with password. And we'll have mafia, led by our own cheese-and-cream Al Capone, who will produce illegally home made cheese and cream. And we'll have our own Elliot Fucking Untouchable Ness, who will fight bravely and incorruptibly against cheese and cream.

We can even make a movie. Staring...Goran Visnjic, let's say.


But there's something else that's bothering me...let's do some historic retrospective...

1102. Last king that had Croatian blood died. So we ran away to Hungarians, who promised to respect our history, laws...bla bla...and what happened?

We spent next 400ish years crying how we are poor enslaved, exploited...

1526. Hungary is also left without a king. And what do we do? Together with the Hungarians, we go to Austrians. Who promise to respect our history, laws and bla bla...and what happens? We spend next 400ish years crying how we are poor enslaved, exploited...

1918. Broadly hated Austrian and Hungarian empire is down. We finally find the strength to declare our independence. But even this time, we are not capable to do that on or own, so we join the Slovenians. But the worse part is just about to happen. After a month we join Yugoslavia and spend next 20ish years... not to repeat myself...

1990. Yugoslavia is down. The idea finally comes from our butts to our heads and we create our own country. Defend it in the f***ing war, and manage to keep it 15ish years.

2005. Our government is trying to push us in EU, which will respect our history, laws...


Jebemumater! (curse involving mother, person saying and a specific act). Is it only me who sees a pattern here? Did Ciceron made a huge mistake saying history is the teacher of life? Or you actually need to smart to learn something from the past?

Whatever

It's really great thing to have a blog: when I'm sick and tired of everything, I come here, get rid of all social luggage like emptying an ashtray...and go on...
Sometimes I do it in a funny and entertaining way, but I can't be funny all the time. I used to try more...now I don't need it any more. It even looks fake sometimes. Why would I need to make anyone laugh? Enchant? ...

This is my diary. And every resemblance to real life is on purpose!

Question...

I just have question for the One...up there...

...dude!!! Are you using calendar?!...

...it's SPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!....